[General] No wonder I'm still single

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%

Sloth: 100%

Greed: 80%

Pride: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?

[General] Weird Shit

To have 13 comments in your blog for your latest article is nice... After reading one or two compliments, you start to wonder if this is for real... Then you realise... SPAM has invaded blogspot!... Do the rest experience it also?

[DWolve] Definition of a Battle Royale

From www.dictionary.com (Battle Royal since no Royale)
battle royal
n. pl. battles royal
1. An intense altercation.
2. A battle involving many combatants.
3. A fight to the finish.

My definition:
A classical survival battle which would result in a single winner. A battle which is won through deceit, co-operation and disension. Not conversing and wondering what the hell you are in the battle for! Battle royale does not have any rules bounded by morality, humanity and political. There is only one rule... Only you must survive.

[General] RPGA Herald-Level GM Test

The following open book test are based on the 3.5 rulebook. Give it a shot.

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=rpga/gmprogram/herald

[General] Would you believe this???

Ok got this from wikipedia

"A movie, Dungeons & Dragons, very loosely based on the gaming conventions, was released in 2000. It was a box office bomb, and is widely derided among fans of the game and laypersons alike. Despite this, filming was completed in 2004 for a sequel, Dungeons & Dragons 2: The Elemental Might."

Tell me if this movie thingy is a joke. If it does exist, can anyone locate it for me???

[Yong] Manual of the Blind Fist

Lesson 1: Use your eyes if you have them. They are not decorations
Lesson 2: If you can't hear where the yell is coming from, you're DEAF, not BLIND!
Lesson 3: Use light when crapping... Book teaches blind fighting, not blind crapping
Lesson 4: If it is hard, break it. If it is squishy, STOP SMELLING IT!
Lesson 5: If there is no light and you are lying down, don't bother reading... You're sleeping/dead :P
Lesson 6: If you can't laugh at this, this manual isn't for you.

[General] So what type of dice will you ever be?

Me???

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

[DWolve] Report: Operation Rache Bartmoss

Subject rescue was a 100/100 success. Unfortunately, due to circumstances, he was returned badly wounded especially at the neck region. For reasons unknown, he has been reported to be muttering the following words "I'm gonna kill that bastard when I get my hands on him". Other than that, there are no severe wounds located on himself. However one of the the operatives sent to the operation was reported to have manifested the apocalyptic form prematurely. Perhaps due to combat stress. The curent operative is currently under obeservation. The other operatives in this mission is now under questioning. Our observer, Wraith, reported that the intel given to the operatives were inaccurate due to the lack of information regarding the spyder mines that were planted in the target proximity. However, the operatives were able to breach the target area after ..... an extremely careless offensive which resulted in on of the operatives manifesting her apocalyptic form as mentioned above. The observer also reccomended non-disposal of volatile weaponary in further missions as the operatives are not trained in proper usage and procedures for these weapons.

A point of note... A kraeken was seen in the vicinity of the target objective. However the operatives did not encounter it during combat. It is also identified that leader of the orc unit is Grumussh.

End Report.

[Yong] View from Within

Ok. Since there's no response for the offer to use this board to chronicle events as everybody want to use their own blog, I'll be using this to post up rantings and also possible character evaluation for both Yong's and my campaign. And possibly some extra side storyline to my campaign to boot. Before we move on,

Disclaimer: The comments of player characters on this board is just a point of view only. The author will not be responsible for any abuse that may arise from this board. Character comments may/may not reflect the actual author's personal comment. Should any readers be dessatisfied from the comment posted up in this board and does the following: 1) destruction of the author's playing character 2) attempt to sabotage the author's playing character 3) attempt to bring harm to the author's playing character and authur himself in whatsoever way, would result in the following: 1) automatic failure in any saving throws 2) unlawful lawsuit 3) resurrection of bhaal, lord of murder as a playing character. However, you are invited to discuss about the author/playing character's comments over a cup of tea. Any hate-mails regarding this post will be discarded. Fanmails are welcomed.
End Disclaimer

View from within - Shin
IaiBlade - Why does this look familiar. And what's so special about his dream? Perhaps he deserve some observation

HexBlade - Another wothless goth wannabe but very easy on his pocket. Perhaps I should sell him some oriental "souveniers".

Shadow Templar - Probably mama's boy. Nobody I've met is dumb enough than him to actually follow and leave his belonging with another stranger. Heard he's got an IQ of a kobold.

Orcish Paladin - One word... Pest... I can't believe that that stupid orc tried to kill another orc in a place called "Sanctuary of Sages". Like does the FREAKIN word SANCTUARY mean anything to that fool? Sheesh.. the same can't be said to his victim. Although I did help him. At least we now know the price of a rescue...

Geisha - WTF is a geisha doing out in the open with her full garb??? A newbie perhaps???

Erien - What I hate is guys who just don't know where they stand. What I have even more is a moper who just gives up when the going gets tough. What I hate most is what this pissoff moper did.. Blaming herself over something that she keep complaining she should have done... If you have something that you should have done.. then do it. If you can't, then STOP COMPLAINING! I'll give her credit though, she actually listens my admonishing.. Damn.. I got to stop doing that.

Xvrydza - Yeah yeah!!! The god almighty who always give you quest but never show's himself. Damn I hate these people... Survival rule number one : never trust anyone who you can't see. Especially when they have the words job, quest and reward in their vocabulary. Who knows, maybe Xvrydza is just a midget kami who just can't get anything done alone. And balance??? HAH!!! He even dares to talk about balance... Why can't "gods" leave the damn elements alone and sit on their throne while doing nothing and leaving us alone.. But noo... Someone just have to bring humans into their war... I'll never trust another god/spirit/beings who I can't see after what happened.

[General] Top link for the day

http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=1042

[Yong] Bacrind Lies in Ruins!

Bacrind , Friday: An unfortunate attack by unknown source has laid the prosperous town of Bacrind in ruins within 30 minutes of attack. Just as the city was on it's first day hosting the Festivals of Balance, an unknown group of assailants assaulted the city by legions of goblins and orc marauders.

Massive damage which centered from the upcoming battleground venue and the town center has brought in heroes of the last campaign who managed parlay a previous disaster, including the city's enigmatic leader, King Cyle Sivell, together in the battlefield after a hiatus of 5 years.

Eyewitness reported that various individuals were seen joining the city forces in making "mince meat" of the invaders including an noteworthy battle sorceress who's blade fell the goblins by the tens. - Tom Beckett, Bacrind Chronicles