[Yong] Manual of the Blind Fist
Lesson 1: Use your eyes if you have them. They are not decorations
Lesson 2: If you can't hear where the yell is coming from, you're DEAF, not BLIND!
Lesson 3: Use light when crapping... Book teaches blind fighting, not blind crapping
Lesson 4: If it is hard, break it. If it is squishy, STOP SMELLING IT!
Lesson 5: If there is no light and you are lying down, don't bother reading... You're sleeping/dead :P
Lesson 6: If you can't laugh at this, this manual isn't for you.
Lesson 2: If you can't hear where the yell is coming from, you're DEAF, not BLIND!
Lesson 3: Use light when crapping... Book teaches blind fighting, not blind crapping
Lesson 4: If it is hard, break it. If it is squishy, STOP SMELLING IT!
Lesson 5: If there is no light and you are lying down, don't bother reading... You're sleeping/dead :P
Lesson 6: If you can't laugh at this, this manual isn't for you.
posted by DWolve at 11:20 AM
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Lesson 7: YES YOUR FIST IS BLIND. Your eyes are on your FACE, not your FISTS.
Lesson 8: Being drunk after reading Manual of the Drunken Fist to achieve the best results is recommended. Being blind after reading Manual of the Blind Fist to achieve the best results only results in you being a combination of a jerk, an idiot and a lamer.
Man.. maybe I should open submissions to all :P
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