A Satire Post
DISCLAIMER: Please note that this just a translated version of a SATIRE website.
No offense was intended to anyone. Just for laughs.
BTW, this was directly translated with the use of Google Translate. Never directly translate without doing a proper check post translation!
I might just go through the grammar to make it much comprehensible to our international readers from which facebook page I got this from.
To the author, if you like this removed, let me know.
Source: http://harianakp.tumblr.com/post/116647174989/patung-berapi-bawa-bahana-pihak-bomba-ambil
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KLANG - Sold as cheaply as RM 30 to RM 400 hit, figures that have elements of fire easily obtained by children and adults who want to break gian doing such dangerous activities. Such products are widely sold in shops around Bukit Bintang game. The raid was carried out by the fire around 10:00 am, April 6. This is the fourth raid carried out by the fire brigade on game stores that sell sculptures fiery accident that may lead to the owner or person around."Among the areas affected were Midvalley, Times Square and Bukit Bintang. Carried out simultaneous raids at 10 am the fire brigade own intelligence work and information from the public, "said Azman Affendi, Chairman of Hang Tuah Station Fire Station.Azman said again, this trader uses elements figure fire on them as attractive to buyers. Teens and kids who like to play with fire in the house does not need to be scolded by their parents because playing with fire in the kitchen when they have a statue like this. These statues are also used as a substitute for hen fireworks festivities such as the statue had been no fire on their own, although the fire was actually made of PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride, dangerous element used in the manufacture of extinguishers, plastic doors, electrical tape and explosive rockets Israel ).He said again, these fiery statue can only be supervised by a qualified and save flaming statue to be approved and certified by the fire department. He denied that the firefighters are trying to take advantage of the certificate fee.So far, five cases have been caused by volcanic statue where the owner's family home burned. One case where a statue of the fiery Flame Haze of Japanese animation Shakugan no Shana which has the effect of fire and grabbed the curtain and cause losses estimated at RM 200,000. Owners flaming statue was 15 years old fine strokes by 10 times by his own father for insubordination with instructions. He then expressed his surprise to learn that the fiery statue ownership without the knowledge of the fire is wrong in law.Complaints received by the fire by parents channeled to building safety inspection unit which then raided and seized nearly 60 sculptures and seize a fiery special effects fire unit that can be added to any relevant figures.[UPDATE] The statue forehead was also confiscated for causing glare and endanger the safety of road users. RTD will take proactive measures in response to the seizure of operation.
No offense was intended to anyone. Just for laughs.
BTW, this was directly translated with the use of Google Translate. Never directly translate without doing a proper check post translation!
I might just go through the grammar to make it much comprehensible to our international readers from which facebook page I got this from.
To the author, if you like this removed, let me know.
Source: http://harianakp.tumblr.com/post/116647174989/patung-berapi-bawa-bahana-pihak-bomba-ambil
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KLANG - Sold as cheaply as RM 30 to RM 400 hit, figures that have elements of fire easily obtained by children and adults who want to break gian doing such dangerous activities. Such products are widely sold in shops around Bukit Bintang game. The raid was carried out by the fire around 10:00 am, April 6. This is the fourth raid carried out by the fire brigade on game stores that sell sculptures fiery accident that may lead to the owner or person around."Among the areas affected were Midvalley, Times Square and Bukit Bintang. Carried out simultaneous raids at 10 am the fire brigade own intelligence work and information from the public, "said Azman Affendi, Chairman of Hang Tuah Station Fire Station.Azman said again, this trader uses elements figure fire on them as attractive to buyers. Teens and kids who like to play with fire in the house does not need to be scolded by their parents because playing with fire in the kitchen when they have a statue like this. These statues are also used as a substitute for hen fireworks festivities such as the statue had been no fire on their own, although the fire was actually made of PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride, dangerous element used in the manufacture of extinguishers, plastic doors, electrical tape and explosive rockets Israel ).He said again, these fiery statue can only be supervised by a qualified and save flaming statue to be approved and certified by the fire department. He denied that the firefighters are trying to take advantage of the certificate fee.So far, five cases have been caused by volcanic statue where the owner's family home burned. One case where a statue of the fiery Flame Haze of Japanese animation Shakugan no Shana which has the effect of fire and grabbed the curtain and cause losses estimated at RM 200,000. Owners flaming statue was 15 years old fine strokes by 10 times by his own father for insubordination with instructions. He then expressed his surprise to learn that the fiery statue ownership without the knowledge of the fire is wrong in law.Complaints received by the fire by parents channeled to building safety inspection unit which then raided and seized nearly 60 sculptures and seize a fiery special effects fire unit that can be added to any relevant figures.[UPDATE] The statue forehead was also confiscated for causing glare and endanger the safety of road users. RTD will take proactive measures in response to the seizure of operation.
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